Mom: "I'm about to start lying in a second and say i'm dead heres the death certificate and ill go to that island with hussein and tupac and kick it."
Me: "Mom his name is Osama.."
-BMS
"I should of made you a typical nigga, get a 2.5 and play basketball. No she can't read but she sure can jump high."
-BMS
"Oh hell yeah I'm from the hood!! You're and fricken oreo! Folks don't understand when you speak proper you have to get in their ass and let em know."
-BMS
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