Monday, April 11, 2011

Black Mom Story #1



"Girl let me tell you I was on the way to church and this woman flipped me off, which was the wrong thing to do on a day like this!"
"What did you do?"
"Well I followed her 7 miles to her raggedy ass apartment and bust open the doors and proceeded to choke her out."
"Wait mom WHAT!"
"Yeah well then her stupid little boyfriend tried to stop me so I said 'DO YOU WANT TO BE NEXT!' and he sat his ass down."
"Mom really what the heck!"
"Well the bible says you need to lay hand on the sick, AND THAT BITCH WAS SICK!"

-BMS

Never put it past a black mom...

  • Never put it past a black mom to act a fool in a children's movie.

  • Never put it past a black mom to nonchalantly mention a violent altercation she was involved in.

  • Never put it past a black mom to go as far as cursing out some sort of authority figure because to her she has the higher authority.

  • Never put it past a black mom to yell embarrassing things during an important ceremony.

  • Never put it past a black mom to use the bible to justify some obscene action.

  • Never put it past a black mom to challenge your friends to an Electric Slide dance-off.

  • Never put it past a black mom to encourage you to fight as long as you win.
-BMS