"Girl let me tell you I was on the way to church and this woman flipped me off, which was the wrong thing to do on a day like this!"
"What did you do?"
"Well I followed her 7 miles to her raggedy ass apartment and bust open the doors and proceeded to choke her out."
"Wait mom WHAT!"
"Yeah well then her stupid little boyfriend tried to stop me so I said 'DO YOU WANT TO BE NEXT!' and he sat his ass down."
"Mom really what the heck!"
"Well the bible says you need to lay hand on the sick, AND THAT BITCH WAS SICK!"
-BMS
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